Care and Feeding: How do I deal with my future mother-in-law's plan to host a surprise bris?

My fiancé was raised as a Reform Jew; I am a casual Christian .

We have mutually decided not to circumcise our forthcoming son.

We were warned of my future mother-in-law’s plan to host a “surprise” bris at our house a week after the birth! I’m ready to fly off the handle.

A 5-year-old boy is the youngest in his class and seeks to emulate older kids using the potty like champs.

He knows, as his sister did before him, that a gummy bear awaits him if he potties successfully.

If he does not enjoy the bath, then put his pullups on, wait until he pees in them.

Carl showed his penis to his sons, they told us about it, and we reiterated that we don't take our genitals out to show people.

He did tell your sons to keep it a secret, which you found mildly worrisome, and you would want to be told about it if your situation were reversed.